Funny Status Messages

   If Canada wasn't attached to the US, and copycatted everything about us, it'd be just another Kazakhstan.

   The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to the Canadian people.

   I have the sex drive of a potato

   A children's hospital in Texas is now treating children for vitamin A poisoning after RFK Jr. touted it as a measles treatment. Good! F*ck Lamericcan kids. Tubby, stupid, imbred little runts.

   We would like to offer a heartfelt THANK YOU to the people of Greenland for not welcoming JD Vance and his hooker wife.

   Don’t worry Greenland. One more bottle of whiskey and Pete Hegseth will text you the complete invasion plans 🤣

   Imagine being an “alpha male gun expert” and thinking a person can get hit in the ear with an AR-15 round and not have a scar. Completely set up and an absolute hoax. There's already talk from people who were involved.

   IMAGINE - AN ENTIRE COUNTRY SO IGNORANT THAT THE PEOPLE WILFULLY GIVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ORDER TO ELECT RICH CRIMINALS TO RULE OVER THEIR LIVES AND STEAL THEIR MONEY, BUT BELIEVE THEY ARE FREE. Lmfao

   M*G* loser - I'm an ALPHA male. I do what I want and I don't care what anyone says! Commander In Sheep - You hate Canada now. M*G* loser - Okay Daddy!

   After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.

   Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.

   Flights from Canada down to the states are down 70% 🤣

   Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂

   Ok Cletus, you can go back to whittling wood and banging your sister now lol

   Only Troons are canceling trips. Have you canceled yet, Pierre?

   Praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. Come on, weirdos... you can do it!

   Okay, you win. We suck. (Will the fruitcake now go away?) Probably not.

   Also praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. The border towns would be destroyed first 😂 It's at 70%. Pretty sure they'll get there.