anonymous Funny Status Messages

   defying society's law of average.

   dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

   totally voting for Pedro

   Feeding your dog Chocolate

   "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

   not smarter than a 5th grader :(

   living vicariously through herself.

   pretending to water the fake plants

   LOVING CAPS LOCK

   textually active

   bartending at the Betty Ford Clinic

   silently judging you.

   out of her mind and have gone to look for it.

   pondering on incoherent thoughts that pertain to this abstract dilemma

   had a handle on life but it broke

   now available without a prescription

   "now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."

   [censored]

   sick and tired of always being sick and tired!

   melting in your mouth not in your hands