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I think it is so impolite for people to sneak up on you while you are talking about them behind their back!!!
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I'm not saying you're ugly! I'm just saying you're a 12 pack away from being why type!!!
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If I stop my car for you to walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knee's to chest b!tch , knee's to chest!!!
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It's amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them!!!
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Avoid arguements about the toilet seat.........use the sink!!!
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Everyone seems Normal until you get to know them!!!
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A paper boy said to a customer ''Mr Smith, I wish I had 20 customers like you!'' ''Wow thats ice to hear considering I never tip and always pay late.'' said Smith The paper boy said ''I know, that's why I'd like 20 customers like you, I have 150 right now
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It is a scientific fact that the gravatational pull of a woman's cleavage on a man's eyes is too strong to be fought!!!
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Looks like Jerry Sandusky is still screwing kids(players) at Penn State even after he's gone!
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''If all Men are created equal, where's the rest of your Pen!s?!!!
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Whenever I buy a box of condoms I always look the cashier in the eyes and say ''Where's your fitting room?!''
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Chick-fil-a has been taking alot of heat for it's stance against Same Sex Marriage! To show they are progreesing with trhe times,they I'll be releasing a new food item today. The ''Chick on Chick'' Sandwich!
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Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!
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I didn't post this status somebody else made it happen!!!
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Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!
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It's all fun and games til you lose your wifi..........ok, wife!
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A Blonde was asked what her password was and she said ''MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento''....When asked why such a long password she replied ''Well Hello! It has 8 characters and at least one Capital!!''
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Relax........Let's get back to the important things in life! Like stealing eachothers status!
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How did flying babies in diapers wielding Bow & Arrows ever become a symbol of love?!!!
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Sherman Hemsley(George Jeferson) has passed on! In his own words he would probably say ''Somehow a Honky is behind this!!!''
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