Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   I zone out once my teacher says "This will not be on the test."

   So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?

   Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?

   A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide....The librarian replies "F*ck off! you wont bring it back!"

   1 Hairspray and 2 tons of make up still dont replace brain!!!

   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

   3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /

   I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.

   I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....