Prince Shawn Funny Status Messages

   loves dating defense attorneys because they are incredibly good at getting guys off.

   feels sorry every summer for anyone named Eve.

   used to go to random weddings back in the day just to put a picture of his junk on every disposable camera.

   Garbage men are the least respected civil servants. They work just as hard as firemen and cops, but no one ever calls them heroes. Probably because they smell like used tampons and old Chinese food.

   doesn't wear a yellow hat when he goes to the zoo because he doesn't want any of the monkeys following him home.

   After spending the night with a stripper named KARMA last night, the phrase "Karma is coming for you" took on a whole new meaning!