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   they say money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a sh!t load of bacon and thats pretty damn close

   listening to Neil Diamond Christmas music...Man when he sings I feel like he is getting ready to really kick someones a$$

   Why is everyone so worried about the Mayans Calendar??? I just realized my Hannah Montana Calendar ends in 13 hours!!!!

   my New Years Resolution is to be less laz

   The Weather is here...I wish you were beautiful...

   the state of Colorado has just converted it's time zone from Mountain time to .....TEBOW TIME!!!

   And the defense of the sinners shall part like the red sea when he, the chosen one, drives his team to victory. Book Of Tebow 3:25

   Guys, the only thing that beats playing with your kids is playing with the box they came in...

   On the bright side...Aaron Rodgers can now do all the comercials he wants

   They told God that Joe Paterno was waiting at the Pearly Gates. And then God passed that information along to the proper authorities.

   Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Nickelback yet!!!!

   I own 11,000 air guitars and I know a guy in Russia that owns 5 more then me,,,

   This new season of 24 sucks...Jack Bauer hasn't had to kill anyone yet

   There are two types of women - one with perfect make-up, great hair, sexy clothing, fresh nail polish, and incredible shoes . . . and one with kids!

   Fake people wish you the best... as long as it benefits them. I call em' PENNIES... twofaced and worthless

   why is Betty White singing at halftime of the Super Bowl??

   Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

   VH1 is playing all Whitney videos right now. I forgot about some of these song. Then again, I forgot what a video was

   dont worry if you find yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...thats still 10 months away

   Am I the only one that finds it ironic that only one company is allowed to make the game Monopoly...