@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   There is no angry way to say "bubbles"

   You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-

   Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.

   & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over.

   After Watching a scary movie.:IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY.

   Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.

   They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got.

   Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them. ♥

   One thing that will always remain true: There is no cool way to run with a backpack

   I like turtles because they're so chill- They're just like: "Hey man, I want to swim, & maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time.

   If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you

   I DO WHAT I WANT! WHEN I WANT! WHERE I WANT!...... if Mom says its ok...

   ❒ In A Relationship ❒ Single ❒ Messing Around ❒ Getting Cheated On ❒ F**k Relationships ✔I'm Just Hungry!

   If you are what you eat, then are cannibals the only true humas??? O_O

   Everyone has a 'vodka incident'

   Be good to yourself because the longest relationship you will ever have in life is with yourself.

   FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???

   Just another day in paradise, minus the paradise...

   Gas prices = robbery without a gun!

   I want to slowly go down on you and tease you. Then rise up and fxck you hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices