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I may be delusional but at least I'm going to Mars in November.
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03-20-2017 16:50
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North Korea and China are pretty much going to do what they want, because Asian culture does not respect Russian puppets.
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03-20-2017 17:53
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I work very hard at my job but if the opportunity arises to become a rich housewife, I'm taking it.
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03-20-2017 18:05
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Well, another year with no finacial aid. That's what you get when you're white, parents are still married and they both work for a living.....
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03-20-2017 18:47
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You’re smiling next to me…. In silent stupidity
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03-20-2017 23:55
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I went to visit my grandpa in the home and I asked him, Grandpa , do you know who I am.. He said NO , but if you go to the desk , they'll tell you .
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03-20-2017 23:56
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Today I watched Sean Spicer try to defend his boss's ridiculous positions. Later I saw a moose lick his own junk for five minutes. I'm not sure whether Spicer or the moose acted with more shamelessness.
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03-21-2017 01:21
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As soon as someone makes a time machine I'm going back to when being fat & pale was a sign of nobility.
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03-21-2017 09:36
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I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to put down.
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03-21-2017 10:30
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Anyone know exactly how long we are supposed to "Shake It Off"? Taylor Swift never specified and frankly I'm exhausted.
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03-21-2017 11:33
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I need to lose weight. Baskin-Robbins just called my mom and told her because of me they're down to only 5 flavors.
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03-21-2017 11:40 by
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Spent 20 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
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03-21-2017 11:42 by
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Looks like they'll be building condos on Sesame Street.
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03-21-2017 15:24
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Trump supporters like me are so poor, we have to create a g-mail account just so we can eat the spam.
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03-21-2017 15:30 by
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Now is probably a good time to teach your Nana how to set up a GoFundMe account for her health insurance.
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03-21-2017 15:35
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Jerry Sandusky was trending this month and I thought Trump made him the head of the Family and Youth Services Bureau.
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03-21-2017 15:38
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In Trump's America, reading is for dummies. Watch more TV.
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03-21-2017 15:40
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Ivanka Trump is getting an office in the West Wing. Too bad about her creepy coworker who just so happens to be her dad.
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03-21-2017 15:44
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Sean Spicer is now claiming that Richard Nixon had a Very Limited Role in Watergate.
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03-21-2017 15:46
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Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.
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03-21-2017 15:47
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