Funny Status Messages

   Iced coffee, for when you need to chug your coffee but don't want to lose five layers of skin on the roof of your mouth.

   You put a couch on your back porch you're considered trashy but put a grill next to it and tent over it and you're rich.

   Filter pics should come with a Disclaimer" Some objects may appear more beautiful than they realy are"

   Yesterday was A slight fumble, but I think Melania's really gonna shine in the swimsuit portion of the competition...

   "We do not consider Melania's speech to be plagarism....As there was no intent to plagarism" - FBI Director Comey

   "Melania's Speech was 100% real... Trust Me I was THERE!" - Brian Williams

   I hope the irony of people stealing each other's "Melania Trump plagiarism" jokes on Facebook is not overlooked.

   Whenever my parents talk about "the good old days", they always seem to stop at 1990. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?

   I have an electric stove, but I prefer acoustic. The proceeding random thought was for all my musician friends........

   Of course Melania's speech sucked, Michelle wrote it......

   "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" ---- Melania Trump

   "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?" ------------ Melania Trump's testimony at the Benghazi Hearings on May 8, 2013

   I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. - Melania Trump

   “When cops come to save your life, they don’t ask if you are black or white, they just come to save you!” -------- Rudy Giuliani

   .... Isn't it curious that the main stream media has now already spent more time investigating and covering Melania Trump's "Plagiarism" than they have investigating and covering Hillary Clinton's entire "Email Scandal!!!!"

   Awe c'mon folks .... No matter what you have to say about the big plagiarism scandal ...... You do have to admit that Melania definitely said it better!!

   So what if Melania plagiarized? It's not like she exposed National Security, deleted classified emails and was investigated by the FBI.

   Who really cares if Melania plagiarized .... She is not even running for office! But that other lady in a pantsuit who exposed and compromised US National Security, Deleted CLASSIFIED emails and investigated by the FBI .... IS running for President.

   everyone is talking about Melania. Nobody even remembers that part of the Convention. Well played Melania.

   I don't like saying goodbye, so I'll just Say Stormtrooper, That way you know I'll always miss you .