nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year

   I just learned that to burn off the calories from 1 M&M you have to walk the length of a football field. BRB I have to run to China.

   hopes Santa got Charlie Brown a football tee this year.

   My buddy Jim has an impressive New Year's resolution. No more sex, no beer, no football, no nights out with the guys and no looking at other women. He's getting married tonight!!

   Who would have thought the Detroit Lions would have played the best football in the state of Michigan this weekend?

   So the Packers beat the Eagles. They might beat the Falcons. Then possibly the Seahawks and then meet the Ravens in the SuperBowl... Wow! All those teams would be in a Fowl mood !

   Oregon Football team has made great strides over their break. They've gone from smelling the highlighters to just coloring on themselves.

   Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.

   Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.

   my field of dreams would be a football field built in a field barley made into beer to serve free of charge at the games.

   Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

   all of a sudden everyone is a football expert

   Men in 20's play football, men in 30's play cricket and men in their 40's play Golf. Have you noticed the older the men the smaller the balls?

   A bunch of pro bowlers played a football game last night... wow, what an impressive bunch of two-sport athletes!

   Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

   Cinematic Superbowl commercial trailers. Really America?

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   superbowl-- the only time I actually look forward to watchin commericals.. .

   HA! got the dallas cowboys broadcasting the superbowl. "thats the only way the cowboys can get to the superbowl"

   thinks if you are the fortunate one to sing our National Anthem at the SUPERBOWL, then shouldn't you at least know the lyrics? fail, BIGTIME!