ron Funny Status Messages

   A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".

   3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects

   I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.

   Some women are terribly hard to please, ... . . . . . the rest are Impossible

   There should be realtionship status that says,"I don`t even know what`s going on"

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry

   Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.

   I Typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."

   1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

   Getting up with a massive headache and in an Unknown apartment.. well I suppose I had a good start to new years.. Wish you all the same.. Happy New Year !!

   realizes that coffee just isn't enough today ... Anyone have jumper cables I can borrow ?

   Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons

   The first scene of Star Wars 7 should be C-3P0 waking up and saying "I just had three horrible dreams!"

   glow in the dark condoms are so much more fun for Star Wars fans.

   My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.