gay jeffery Funny Status Messages

   You look so fckn gross when you're happy.

   "Hey Let's agree to disagree, and then accomplish nothing as we focus on our reelections." -Congress

   Ive decided I'm going to be a better person starting now until the next time I check facebook.

   A fun game to play is "hide-and-don't-answer-texts."

   heyy Good work! everyone trying to take down big corporations with their statuses on facebook, posted from macbooks, paid for with credit cards.

   " well The ghost writer of ghost rider is the ghost rider from ghost rider is the ghost writer from ghost rider."-nicholas cage when asked who writes his movies