Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   going to start a reality show and only play music videos....

   Click your heels together three times and go fack yourself

   creeping your photos and I might add I'M IMPRESSED!!!

   sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...

   If you own a dog you know... The Look...

   My children have turned me into a Serial Liar...

   Just got "The Look" from my dog. You know, the "What the hell you doing??? I drink out of there" look...

   In case I die, please update my status as "no more copy and paste". My password is ********** Thanks

   I knocked down a poop splatter on the toilet wall with my stream... top that!!!

   the perfect husband: Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive and if all else fails, read the capitals...

   looʞs lıʞǝ ɟɐɔǝqooʞ ıs ɐʇ ıʇ ɐƃɐıu˙˙˙˙˙˙

   I either need a new dentist or i'm just too far behind in the times. What does my Prostate have to do with oral hygiene???

   2 words..... Fire Flies. you're welcome <3

   The only alcohol problem I have is i'm running low on vodka

   I often wonder why there is no step ladder next to the "Ball Washer" at my golf course...

   Come on guys and gals!!! There are people who visit every day who rely on us!!!

   Don't go out there alone... Take this status update with you.

   If you squint your eyes real hard this post looks likes it's in Spanish........ (ok, stop before someone see's you)

   practicing my "I Love It" look when I get another tie from my kids.

   got 6 Fathers Day hugs and all I did was go to Wal-Mart... weird.