Eddy Funny Status Messages

   Tom Anderson uses Facebook so I wonder if Mark Zuckerberg uses Google+

   remember guys...try to keep her as a love bird...dont do anything to make her an angry bird

   has a mind like a drill bit! It is twisted, and very dangerous if used improperly

   even google translate doesn't translate what women say

   now when you go to a restaurant & say "im so hungry I could eat a horse" it might actually be on the menu

   why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"

   facebook sucks for people with attention deficit....oooh, a comment

   an OK meal...spaghetti O's & Special K

   you know a friend notices & cares when their worried I wasnt on facebook much today

   i feel sorry for future generation college kids.....we buy our books & can sell them back...in the future it will be a kindle download you cant sell back

   why did it have to be Kim Jong Il...why couldn't it have been Beiber

   if cannibal kids are in the yard playing with neighborhood children, is that considered "playing with their food"?

   Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained that it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This activated the iNag software update

   santa has to be the greatest criminal ever...a million cases of breaking & entering...the police everywhere know where he lives but he knows how to buy everyone of them off with gifts

   364 shopping days left

   when you get gifts, people say "its the thought that counts"...my cousin got me deodorant...does she think I smell bad?

   I bet there was a lot of red solo cups used last night

   I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again

   you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos

   if you act like a douche i'm gonna call you "eve"