DYLAN BOSCH Funny Status Messages

   hates that kids complain about video games for "Loading"... Back in my day we had to blow the sh*t out of games just to play'em and even then it was a gamble to work. So kids, Shut up!"

   Hi, I'm chucky! wanna play?"

   you never really realise how sexy a nerd, dork or tomboy can be until you see them in a Halloween Costume.."

   Boys have to put forth real effort to get laid, while all girls have to do is stand bra-less in the wind."

   still gets Rick Roll'd on youtube every once in awhile."

   stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message

   stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message

   So let me get this right, I cant legally smoke marajuana, yet I can go to my local gun store and buy a Semi Automatic Machine Gun, a couple of grenades and all the ammo I want? Now who's the one that's been smoking something here?"

   All right, let's solve this once and for all. It was ME who pushed Humpty Dumpty, I also took Little Bo Peeps sheep for ransom, I was the one who let the dogs out and stole the cookies from the cookie jar. So there!!"

   First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear."

   Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; if I die before I wake ... will someone please delete my internet browser history."

   I Can't find my phone! Could you call it? Oh wait, it was only in my pocket.. haha got you're Number!"

   Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!"

   putting on his mistletoe belt buckle!" .

   may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping."

   ...just heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month. ...Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the Christmas period!"

   you know you've been going to alot of bars lately when you walk into a local McDonald's to buy a burger and accidently hand the guy at the register you're I.D."

   says This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our..."

   I just received a letter from my bank that said I am approved for a loan and a line of credit. Somebody, somewhere, made a huge mistake."

   I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."