XX-FOXY Funny Status Messages

   Oh WoW! You've dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Really? How brave!!!.... Now…I'll have a number 3, no cheese, extra Jalapenos and diet Pepsi to go…

   If all men are pigs and they are all the same, then why does it take so damn long for women to choose one?

   If you are in very psychological relationship... Make sure (s)he's psycho and you're logical

   Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"

   I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

   Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

   Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion

   When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

   24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

   Honey, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder...

   Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

   An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance!

   I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.

   Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding!

   I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog

   Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during bad times… To know who our best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album…

   Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

   Employee: I got to have salary increase. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.

   All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!

   Kidnapping? I prefer the term "surprise adoption"