Surge Yarmolyuk Funny Status Messages

   Don't let him ruin your life, he already ruined your mascara

   Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake.

   "It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.

   12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.

   I turn the music louder so I won't hear my thoughts, but it's stupid because the lyrics remind me of what I'm trying to forget.