Eddy Funny Status Messages

   wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming

   tonight we get to time travel & wont even need a delorean

   ‎"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey

   joe Paterno might be going from Penn State to the state pin

   ‎11/11/11....my calendar is speaking to me in binary

   rick Perry...texas has a Republicam Governor running for president that seems like an idiot...this sounds familiar lol

   if you are down & need a friend, call me...if you need to borrow money, the number you have dialed is no longer in service

   Why did Bella choose Edward instead of Jacob??? Cause Edward can still go down on her even if it's her time of the month

   with some of the ugly pics some people post of themselves, I'm just glad facebook isnt in HD

   "theres plenty of fish in the sea"...apparently I'm looking where bp had an oil spill cause all I find is dirty ones

   the early bird gets the worm...but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

   if Darth Vader was really black would he have admitted to being Luke's father?

   this morning Bieber was on the Today show doing a concert in the rain...does that kid ever wear his rain coat?...sure would have prevented that pregnancy

   feels sorry for the turkey....after it gets killed, the neck gets shoved up the @$$...what a way to go

   a facebookworm

   we stuff the turkey but in the end the turkey stuffs us

   watching the charlie brown special...i think peppermint patty & marci are thankful for each other

   ever notice how a newborn is like a pothead..."whoa, look at my hand...it has fingers"

   apparently Conrad Murray wasn't a SMOOTH CRIMINAL like he though. now if he drops the soap he gets a THRILLER.

   i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk... alcoholics go to meetings