BOB Funny Status Messages

   If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra size.

   Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you never go back" episode of Mythbusters.

   I’m really liking this social distancing rule. Can we make this law?

   I remember when I was younger you use to be able to eat at restaurants.

   Me: Hi, my name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic AAA: Sir this is triple A Me: I know, I'm explaining why my car is in the lake