@1_Jack_Jacko Funny Status Messages

   I want a girl that likes long romantic walks. Because I don't have a car.

   Picking a president to vote for this term is like picking the STD that I would be the most okay with having

   For those that don't know, I'm getting married on May 7th. Since it's short notice don't worry about bringing wedding gifts, just bring someone for me to marry. Thanks

   Every time I have to dress up in this killing heat I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and start putting on my clothes….

   You hoes saying you're leaving America but can't even leave your boyfriend after he's cheated on you 32 times

   Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra

   A honeymoon is a vacation a man takes before starting work under a new boss