Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   Daddy..what's a transvestitie? Go ask your mother he'll tell you

   I find it interesting how some women won't date a man that lives with his mother, but will date a man that lives with his wife.

   Guys, if the relationship fails, don't blame her only. It takes 2 people to mess up a relationship. Blame her and her mother.

   Dear Teenage Pop-Tart taking a picture of yourself wearing a bikini in your bathroom mirror: I do not want to be your friend. Please go away. (Does your mother know you do this?)