luka Funny Status Messages

   Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

   Why do people look up when they think?

   When you ask a person in a strange town for directions why do they say 'I haven't got a clue'? Don't they understand that you want directions instead of clues?

   If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?

   . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

   If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?

   Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?

   If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?

   It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot

   I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...

   I don't always make sense but when I do idont

   If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

   How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

   Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light

   If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas

   Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

   How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?

   Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?

   Harlem Shake....Off a cliff

   Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?