jc Funny Status Messages

   I renamed my Ancestry.com file folder to Edit DNA to mess with archaeologists in the future...

   The Pope excommunicates Italian Mafia: I wonder who the next pope is gonna be...

   Tried to kill a mockingbird but it mocked me and almost killed me instead...

   Uranus was the first planet discovered with a telescope. I didn't know planets had telescopes...

   Okay Christmas, you're on the clock...

   Playboy is dropping nudes because they're too easy to find on the internet? I had no idea. I only read the internet for the articles.

   Playboy doesn't show nudes. MTV doesn't play music videos. The Learning Channel makes you dumber. What happened to the world

   Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.

   My biggest pet peeve is that people expect me to remember their pet peeves. Please don't forget that!

   Man with Corona virus seeks woman with Lymes disease

   Microsoft Word! I try and move an image 1mm to the left, but all text and images shift, fonts change, four more pages appear...in the distance, sirens.