greg2missy Funny Status Messages

   Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......

   Just because I'm drive, doesn't mean I can't drunk!!!

   I was watching my dog lick himself when I though "I'm gonna try that".....He bit me!!!!

   Her: The trash needs taken' out....Me (pushing trash down): NOPE, it's good!!

   Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!

   I wonder if the person who invented trail mix actually discovered it when they were cleaning out their car and moved their kids' car seats.

   This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember

   Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!

   i wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There's ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....

   Be beautiful on the inside.....eat more glitter!!

   I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???

   Why does my car want my ears to explode when I open a back window?

   Still can't believe Skeletor and Stretch Armstrong sold out and started selling cars.....

   If it ain't KRAFT Mac and Cheese, it ain't Mac and Cheese!!!!