anonymous Funny Status Messages

   may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

   having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant

   a Jedi. Obviously.

   not suitable for minors!

   running with scissors!

   has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985

   under your bed

   eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

   tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

   wants a hug

   busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.

   just not the same since that house fell on my sister

   here..now what are your other two wishes????

   proof that God has a sense of humor...

   normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

   still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

   dangerously under-medicated

   back..by popular demand!

   cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

   getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death