Vybe Funny Status Messages

   a lot of the ladies at the office have choose to dress Slutty for International Women's Day...that's what I believed anyway.

   can't figure out if that kid on American Idol is Milli or Vanilli?

   Went into my laundry room this morning where I have 4 bins segregated into Whites, Colours, Blacks, and Tans. Come on Whirlpool! Can't we live in a world where all laundry is created equal?

   Am I the only one when they heard about the hand & foot delivered to Ottawa I thought " that's sick!" But when the other set arrived in Vancouver 10 days later I thought "Wow, Canada Post Sucks!"

   doesn't really understand the big deal about walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. I've been married for 14 years, try walking that tightrope Wallenda!

   Oh great it's Summer...that means hearing about tomatoes for 3 freakin' months!

   just heard Anderson Cooper announced he's gay. Don't worry ladies, you still have a shot at Lou Dobbs.

   wondering if anyone's ever gotten someone to do heroin by doing "heeeere comes the airplane!" with the spoon

   Oh christ it's Olympic Soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take some of my single friends to the bar.

   going to watch the Mars Rover landing tonigt just to find out if chicks really have 3 boobs there.

   Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.

   somewhere two dudes just ordered mochas from Starbucks and are calling them "brochas" and high fiving

   Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in..

   blames everyone for his problems."Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him".