StonerDudee Funny Status Messages

   iPhone covers are like condoms. You don't want to, but you kind of have to...

   This bar doesn't know it yet, but it's about to be karaoke night.

   A secret handshake will get you into the "Beyond" section of Bed Bath & Beyond. Includes videogames, beer & lightsabers. Ask for Steve.

   When your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt. Think about it.