Slowmotionninja Funny Status Messages

   You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...

   if noone comes from the future to stop you, how bad of a decision could it really be?

   60 percent of the worlds population is female which means some of you are going to die alone think keep that in mind next time you get my text

   I just checked on my Farmville after 3 years. It's now a Wal-mart

   All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now...good for them

   I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. Not gonna get me again

   2020 is rough but I think infound a way to get threw.im just gonna ask my mom if slapping me into next year is still on the table.