Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred...

   Why Do Guys Cheat On Pretty Girls With Ugly Ones....?

   I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something....

   I stick my leg out of my covers when its hot, but then I feel unprotected.

   I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it sometime....

   My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it...

   I get worried when I see a pattern on my multiple choice sheet....

   I was blown away when I realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person,...

   Men may have created fire but women have discovered the art of playing with it..

   Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama...

   Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you....

   WHY DO OLD PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEY GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, BUT YOUNG PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE THEIR DAYS ARE LIMITED....?

   Because of The Hangover, the way I say "retard" has forever been changed...

   Enough With The Poking, Lets Just Have Sex

   Sometimes I Feel No Matter What.... The Girlfriend Is Always Right Products

   DUDE! The vending machine gave me TWO!"

   I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it...

   Period pains? Try having a b0ner in jeans....

   THE MOST CONFUSING DAY IN THE GHETTO IS FATHER'S DAY....

   your really ugly, please stop trying to take seductive pictures of yourself...