Jackoo Funny Status Messages

   The words "Haters" and "Swag" are overused by the people who have neither

   If you are an option, you are also an idiot

   Life is too valuable to hold grudges. Forgive and move on

   No one can text faster than a pissed off woman

   If you're not sweating, you're not doing it right

   One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too.

   Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "SAVE TREES" on them.

   To all the girls that wear a lot of make up. It's a face not a colouring book!

   If you Happy and you know it thank your ex

   Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.

   When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb

   When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights

   If you're not happy being single. You're not doing it right

   1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram

   Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times...

   Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

   I'd rather watch a candle melt than play a game on Facebook

   When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want!

   The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer.

   Money does not change people it only shows their true character whether being generous or selfish