Gil Funny Status Messages

   Thanks Sesame Street for telling us Bert & Ernie are not gay, but I'd like to hear it directly from Bert & Ernie.

   Congrats Google Plus on being the new Myspace replacement. RIP facebook

   Wishes the protestors would occupy Iran, North Korea, & Syria, instead of Wall street

   Protester Fail: Every Guy Fawkes mask you buy to show your support sends a royallty to Time Warner, one of the largest corporations in America.

   I'm a proud supporter of the Occupy sesame street protest.

   Herman Cain justifying being accused of sexually assaulting 4 women is like a drunk defnding 4 DUIs

   My ultimate goal in life is to someday sing 800-CASH-NOW in a JD Wentworth commercial.

   Best Film went to a silent movie made by Frenchmen and Best Foreign film went to Iran. 2 sure signs the world is ending soon.

   Religion and morality don't need each other to exist.

   "Hey Andrew Breibart.... Wecome to the club!" - Vince Foster

   RIP Andrew Breitbart..... Ccaine overdose or heart attack hours before releasing Obama college partying video tapes.....yea right! BS

   "if you haven't gotten laid using facebook, you're doing it wrong" - 90% of facebook users

   Rosie O'Donnell fired again from a talk-show, for the 4th time. Time to quit attempts at being so serious and go back to fat lesbian stand-up comedy.

   When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....

   Happy pagan fertility goddess and spring solstice worship holiday everyone!!

   France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white

   Your chances of becoming an Olympic Athlete are less than 1 in 10,000. Think about that for just a second. All Olympians should be proud of just having the opportunity to participate.

   Have you heard about the upcoming vegetarian Zombie apocalypse? They only eat grains....

   Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing it's idiot

   I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out.