FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.

   Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)

   Jesus had a snuggie first

   Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/

   I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.

   When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked

   Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)

   Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries

   Given today's gas prices, Ludacris should consider finding hoeZ in the same area code.

   I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.

   blackparent:*spank* . DIDNT . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND ! *spank*!

   (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table* Who the hell drank my beer!

   If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.

   How does justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.

   Floyd Mayweather beat up his wife and wanted to go to jail so he can duck Manny Pacquiao again

   Facebook may say that we are friends, but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face!

   Dear guy that invented the metal wires, screws and clips that hold kids toys to the cardboard packaging with a death grip: I HOPE YOU DIE.

   Son: "Dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Dad: "Ask your sister." Son: "But I don't have a..."

   The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word "facial" is used.

   The weather man (drug dealer) says I can have a white Christmas (cocaine) with plenty of trees (weed) and now I'm happy (broke)