Eddy Funny Status Messages

   a womans mind is like a baby's diaper...gets changed many times throughout the day

   i can outsmart a lot of ppl on a computer...it's the real world that makes me look like an idiot

   the 1st amendment gives you the freedom of speech but the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms

   in the future i'm gonna be telling my kids "back in my day we sat the DVD player on top of the tv"

   instead of watches, Timex should make hearts..."takes a cheatin & keep on beatin...takes a dumpin & keep on pumpin

   theres too many car dealers around so I'm gonna go different... I'm gonna sell unicycles. i'll be the only one in the region so I'll get all the sales

   on the tv show "cheers" they claim its the place "where everybody knows your name"...i don't think they sold many beers at the bar if they could recall names

   if people are trying to bring you down it only means you are above them

   if you have ADD & OCD all you get done is getting everything organized

   im ont a big fan of twilight but it does help the ego hearing the ladies say how sexy they think Edward is

   woamn goes to clothing store. clerk asks if she nedds help. woman says "im looknig for a tie that makes my husbands blue eyes stand out" clerk says "make it tight enough & any eyes stand out"

   when ur a kid you ask "why do I gotta pick up my toys?"...when ur an adult you get the answer

   Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

   I guess in the shower Steven Tyler doesnt know how to "walk This Way: without falling down

   you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv

   kids have to be confused by halloween...rest of the year ur not supposed to talk to strangers or accept anything from strangers...on halloween you say "trick or treat" to a stranger & accept their candy

   if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"

   i get the feeling that if Herman Cain gets elected, he's gonna call Congress "the cracker box"...a building full of white ppl or "crackers"

   i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar

   i hear bieber is expecting a kid...i wonder when justin's due date is