@zubindalal1 Funny Status Messages

   I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability to read Roman numerals.

   Karma is like 69: "You get, what you give

   Men need 100% talent to succeed in life....... Women need only 4%..... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps..

   Just realised why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit.

   Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine’s Day.

   Knowing its International Women’s Day is the only thing I know about women.

   International Women’s Day……Cause it’s not like you want attention on any other day…

   Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1.

   Heard about the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

   I Say: A Joke is like s*x. Not good if you don't get it

   Most ‪‎friends‬ these days are so ‪‎fake‬ ..I'm sure if we turned them around we would find "Made in China" stickers on their asses !!!!

   Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!