@Seanathon77 Funny Status Messages

   I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!

   "Smells like a Storms a brewin' Jack!" Ohh God ive been watchin too much Duck Dynasty!

   Hunny... You dont speak a lick of English.. But you repeated my coffee order perfectly! Will you marry me!

   I hope Stanley doesn't get mad when the Bruins take his cup again.

   Ladies... If your going to post "Selfie" pics from the bathroom... Can't you atleast make sure the toliet is not in the picture...

   Hopefully the guy on the Skywire doesn't have to sneeze anytime soon.. Looks Dusty

   The way these kids are growing up now a days.. I'm scared for the future of society.. We're all going to Hell in a Handbag!

   If I put bricks on top of my oven... Is that considered "Brick Oven Pizza?"