@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   If I die, I'm gonna become a ghost....... and watch attractive people shower....

   When I sing I think I sound like an angel.. (; When really, I sound like a dying walrus!

   Dear Superman, I understand... I have a weakness for a certain type of rock too. Sincerely, Lindsay Lohan..

   That awkward moment when your parents are looking over your shoulder at your Facebook page, and you dont know what to do..

   Keep calm and mentally undress your celebrity crush

   Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.

   Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! Now we know why she left you. Sincerely, Students.

   I read CAPS LOCK words in a Billy Mays voice