Mom or Mother Funny Status Messages

   It's like Canada is the concerned child watching her aging mother (Britain) and weirdo big brother (United States) descend into chaos in 2016, unsure who to worry over first.

   Do soccer players actually pay for those hair cuts or do they just find the first drunk guy with a weed eater and insult his mother?

   "your mother" is my response whenever someone talks to me in a language I dont understand.

   Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.

   When I was born, the doctor said to my mother: "Congratulations!!! You have an eight-pound ham."

   I am a male feminist because I have a genetic history of women in my family. As it turns out, my grandmothers and my mother were ALL women.

   Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa, but then I realized it was my mother-in-law.

   I’ve hugged my mother-in-law with more warmth than those female gymnasts at the Olympics.

   Amazed to hear Hooter's had a free wings for mom on Mother's Day because nothing makes mom prouder than letting her know she raised a cheapskate and a perv.

   Pope declares Mother Teresa a saint. Kanye West sues the Catholic Church for copyright infringement.

   Mother Teresa has been canonized. She's no longer Catholic fan fiction.

   Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.

   .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle

   A couple kisses and gropes in public and nobody bats an eye but let a mother breastfeed in public and all hell breaks loose. How did we get to this as a society?

   If this rotting pumpkin of a man said or did any of this to your wife, mother, daughter you'd do all you could to stop him, right? #Vote

   Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
 who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY

   Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow

   We had joy we had fun, specially in your mother's cun....

   In light of recent news regarding 'A day without a woman' men everywhere a grateful just to have peace & quiet from a nagging mother-in-law

   Should men care about women's rights? Before you answer, remember four important women in your life. Sister...Wife...Daughter...Mother...