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   messageicon Just because you don't have a pool, doesn't mean you can't have a diving board.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 06:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're never too old to learn something stupid.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fortune Cookie: "Your life will be happy and peaceful." Dear Cookie: What drugs are you on? We should share.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying ba$stards.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I want for Christmas, is to keep the things I've got.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 08:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think It's funny that my mom has figured out how to tag me in pics he upload to Facebook but the clock on his VCR has been wrong since 1987.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon Fastest way to piss me off? Tell me to "settle down."
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:46 by Marshall the Great Comments (3)  


   messageicon I bet those Chilean miners going to be pissed when they have to go back to work at 5 in the morning tomorrow.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:48 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on the way it's being used "LOL" must stand for "OK"
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon An "open relationship" is when both people are cheating on each other and want everyone else to know.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon People should have to pass an IQ test to use the self-checkout section.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon .Neighbors get really angry when they catch you on their roof adjusting their satellite dish.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ringing in the "New Year" apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late... in October.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say, "Hold that thought," it's just a polite way of saying I'm not interested.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Show me a person who can be trusted with a laser pointer, and I will show you someone whose soul has died.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya know when ya go on vacation and you just can't wait to get home to take a nice, healthy dump?
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:46 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude... "Who else would put up with me?" is not a good compliment to give your girlfriend.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:48 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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