GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   My grandmother once told me, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like. That way you'll know how big to dig the hole in the back yard".

   We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

   I changed my mind. F*ck Trump.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   Good night haters!!!!!