Friday Funny Status Messages

   I saved $983.54 on Black Friday. I stayed home watched TV and didn't shop.

   It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .

   Do white supremacists shop on Black Friday?

   Nothing ruins a Friday quicker than having to work the weekend. too.

   Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".

   Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...

   If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.

   Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"

   Short term goal, today get past annoying Monday and Monday's close friends, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday before hanging out with Friday and Friday's hot friends Saturday and Sunday.

   "Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."

   I know what you did last Friday the 13th.

   How is Monday the 13th not as scary as Friday the 13th?!

   Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   Went to a Black Friday thing a my sweetheart’s house… all clothes were 100% off.

   Gun sales hit #1 record for a Black Friday sales item.

   Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up on brain-dead zombies. Oh wait. Sorry, wrong channel. This is "The View".

   I think daylight saving time should start on a friday at 4pm instead of 2am sunday morning.

   Girlfriend asked me to come to her place for a Black Friday special. All clothes were 100% off.

   I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.

   I get home and change from casual Friday duds into even more comfortable clothes. Now I just look like melted cheese.