Funny Status Messages

   Some women should realize that they've lost the moon while trying to count the stars…

   What Woodstock 1969 tought us is that life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass, it`s about learning to dance in the rain...

   I must need glasses because everywhere I look, people seem to have two faces!

   A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already

   Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back...

   Dear haters, I couldn`t help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "me" and "Ugly" starts with "U".

   I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!

   Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package...

   lol :57 sec left- this is going to be the longest 2 hours ever

   The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!

   Hey Bellichoke let em walk in the endzone, you f#ck...

   Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show

   Patroits must have been in charge of the commercials this year, cuz THEY SUCKED!

   that old woman walking around with the trophy is killing me lol wonder if she even knows whats going on, or if she just smiling cause she went number 2...

   bill belichek is still in the locker room crying like a b1tch so no interview from him till tomorrow Lmao

   all that Tebowing didnt even get him into the super bowl

   Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.

   It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m."

   Everyone is the same color when the lights are off......

   Betty white to preform at next yrs Superbowl ...