anonymous Funny Status Messages

   me? addicted to facebook? naah... (why isnt anybody commenting on this status!!! I'm waiting for the red number to pop up)...

   the reason you get up in the morning <3

   printing off a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills

   thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.

   1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.

   always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower for cryin' out loud!

   Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?

   Give Yourself a Haircut Tip # 1: Don't

   Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?

   What if there were no hypothetical questions?

   thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'

   Bob the builder! can we fix it?!!......no this time we're screwed

   would give his right arm to be ambidexious

   has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes

   watching paint dry

   For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!

   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

   spreading some positive molecules

   When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

   took the "What should you be doing right now" quiz. And the answer is... WORK !