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sick and is therefore listening to The Cure.
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06-08-2010 19:01 by Joser
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thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest...
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06-08-2010 19:13 by Joser
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put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
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06-08-2010 19:22 by Joser
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What do I mean, "inner geek"? I'm deluding myself -- I'm pretty much geek all the way through.
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06-08-2010 19:23 by Joser
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With all the disease in this world, I'm just happy I didn't catch "The Stupid", or any other airborne illness like Freckles
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06-08-2010 20:30 by Joser
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I once went 4 days with out a cell phone. So ya, Third World Countries, I get it now.
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06-08-2010 20:31 by Joser
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Ok, TV coroners. We get it. You're comfortable around dead bodies. You can stop putting your sandwiches on them.
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06-08-2010 20:31 by Joser
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Many personality flaws are now treatable mental illnesses... My insurance denied me coverage, apparently being an @sshole is a preexisting condition.
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06-08-2010 20:32 by Joser
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I mix Corona with water and it gets me drunk... mixed Wine with water and it gets me drunk... I mix Tequila with water and gets me drunk again... therefore I've reached the conclusion that water is bad for me...
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06-08-2010 20:47 by Joser
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Less work. More aholic.
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06-09-2010 17:38 by Joser
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it's not illegal it's frowned upon
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06-09-2010 17:38 by Joser
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Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go.
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06-09-2010 17:39 by Joser
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Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for today.
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06-09-2010 17:50 by joser
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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
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06-09-2010 17:50 by Joser
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Why is in that in America they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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06-09-2010 17:51 by Joser
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Actual Sign in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
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06-09-2010 17:52 by Joser
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A psychiatrist is a highly paid baggage handler.
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06-09-2010 17:52 by Joser
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I'd consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on the Pepperidge Farm, and raise Milanos.
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06-10-2010 18:45 by Joser
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When I'm drunk and in the woods, I always have the urge to try to juggle squirrels.
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06-10-2010 18:46 by Joser
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Sure, I've done bad things in my life. But not "going to hell" bad. More like "Jesus is going to make me his b*tch in heaven" bad.
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06-11-2010 17:37 by Joser
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