GaryKoenig Funny Status Messages

   Loser huh??? I'm not the one sitting in my mother's basement bullying and making fun of other people and trying to remain anonymous about it! If you're going to bully someone, why don't you show yourself???

   Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs aren't one of them.

   Says the guy who keeps insulting random strangers on the Internet and who won't even reveal himself.

   Shhhh hear that??? (Hears crickets). That's the sound of your audience to your bad jokes.

   I hear lots of jokes I can steal.

   Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!

   When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.

   Good morning haters!

   I'm funny I tell you!

   I give head.

   I eat bananas for the shape, not the taste.

   Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

   Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?

   Filled up my car last week $110 but drove off without paying. I was up in court today and got fined $75. Follow me for more tips.

   What up?

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028

   My wife is leaving me because I tell too many Star Wars puns. Divorce is strong with her.

   I'm funny! And you better agree with it or I'll hold my breath for a long time!