anonymous Funny Status Messages

   wants to be a millionaire.

   hitting you one more time baby.

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   your father smells of elder berries

   going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!

   100 percent natural

   playing musical electric chairs

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   thought I saw a puddy cat!

   lets party like its 2012....oh wait...

   thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be

   wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   the way it used to be.

   not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

   just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

   hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!