huck Funny Status Messages

   I have nothing in common with people who replace bread ties.

   Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked

   EMINEM: My symptoms: palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, and I threw up Mom's spaghetti WEB MD: you have cancer

   For no reason at all Smash Mouth's "All Star" is stuck in my head. I'm sorry to do this to you, but if I go down, we all go down.

   Social media is perfect when you're feeling sorry for yourself and your desire is to feel worse.

   Superman wears glasses, everyone thinks he’s a different person. I wear glasses people say: “Hey, why are you wearing glasses?”

   I’m “you can only play video games on channel 3” years old.