anonymous Funny Status Messages

   would be high on Life, but she doesn't want to snort the milk.

   forgot to stop the Q-tip when their was resistence

   showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture.

   changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

   logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife

   spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.

   riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.

   thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

   moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!

   thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.

   dangerous to your health.

   doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!

   s eating out.... At home. ;-)

   disobeyed orders

   going to DEFCON 4

   the reason for the tear drops on your guitar

   would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.

   wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..