SULLY Funny Status Messages

   If time is money.... Facebook owes me like...27 billion dollars...

   I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?

   Just got kicked out of Subway for asking if I could get a footlong Spicy Italian in my Kids Meal....

   I blame Subway!! The kids had a better chance of outrunning Jared when he was fat......

   Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!

   Why can't we $hit like dogs, I'm tired of wiping my @ss......

   Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....