rob Funny Status Messages

   Wow...there apparently is a front And back to male thongs.

   Do they have unbearded ladies at an Italian carnival?

   Todays's game in Happy Valley will be referred to as "the Cornhuskers vs the Cornholers"

   it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?

   Thanks jerry springer for making my life seem normal...

   Anyone know how to open a washing machine door from the inside?

   To all the SINGLE MEN, GEEKS and Comic Book Nerds//// You lost out on Feb. 14 Valentine's Day.....You lost out on March 14 Steak and BJ Day ....BUT today is YOUR day....HAPPY PALM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

   Sooner or later you will see the BIG PICTURE God is painting for your life instead of just the colors He's using at the moment so dont get your panties all up in a knot

   A friend told me "I think your brain is 80% movie clips." Without knowing what to day I started quoting Dumb and Dumber....AND TOTALY REDEEMED MYSELF!!

   Relationship Status? Facebook going down today was the first thing to go down on me in years