roN Funny Status Messages

   Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.

   is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she change...

   HEY, !!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

   thinks sleep is for people without Internet access.

   thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

   I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.

   needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."

   Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.

   when you are single,all you see r happy couples.............when you r commited,all you see r happy singles. :))

   World's Shortest Fairy Tale: There once was a man who asked a woman to marry him. She said, "No." and he lived happily ever after.

   Roses are red Violets are blue Friend Requests are great But who the f#$k are you?

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works

   keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box..

   Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*

   Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!

   Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D

   I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?

   How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..